Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.
WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
It’s so much better than you expect it to be.
you know he dead
I’ve never laughed harder in all my life
Jesus Christ. I hope these are legit because some of these are raising FABULOUS questions.
you know, my mom told me that when i was little i used to tell her recurring tidbits of a linear series of events from “when i was older”
she mentioned me pointing an old man and getting really excited and saying “hey that man was my student when i used to teach piano!” in a situation, or saying “you know i like you more than my other mom, she was so mean” and my personal favourite is the one where i said “i used to have a gilrfriend once, you know, we were on my motorcyle and i lost control and fell off a cliff on the roadside, i really hope she’s okay”
Children are scary as fuck.
I need to stay away
Wasn’t there a post going around about how maybe the ‘Light at the end of the Tunnel’ that people go to when they die is the opening of the womb when we’re born? And we gradually forget our previous lives as we grow older? Because that post combined with this post scares the living crap outta me.
go to vogue.co.uk and type (on your keyboard) up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and watch what happens when you keep pressing A
I’m laughing so hard right now I’m crying.
WHY DID SOMEONE TYPE THE KONAMI CODE ONTO THE VOGUE WEBSITE IN THE FIRST PLACE
god this is phenomenal - lady gaga performing do what u want on alan carr’s show
can you tag people on tumblr? can someone tag claire/grimes
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all